Templar you lucky devil!!! My wife is still coming up with merit badges I have never heard of? She says I am only a beagle scout and should keep working!!!
BEFORE WE COULD GET MARRIED SHE SAID I HAD TO EARN A FEW BADGES:
1.BE ABLE TO COOK AND CLEAN UP THE KITCHEN--LEAVING NO SIGNS THAT WE HAD BEEN THERE
2. BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE QUALITY CLOTHES FROM KNOCK-OFFS
3.UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR 20 PAIRS OF SHOES
4.BE ABLE TO BUILD A FIRE IN THE FIREPLACE WITH ONLY ONE MATCH(WITHOUT GASOLINE)SO WE DIDN'T LOOSE THE MOOD
5.ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT MY MOTHER-IN-LAW WAS CORRECT IN MOST ARGUMENTS
6.NOT TO MUMBLE WHEN WE WALK THROUGH THE MALLS
7.SPEND ONLY 5 MINUTES IN THE LARGE SCREEN TV SECTION WHILE IN THE MALLS
8.TO BE ABLE TO MAKE A BED ON THE FLOOR WITHOUT MAKING A MESS AND USING THE GOOD BEDDING
9.DON'T QUESTION HER DECISIONS
10.ALWAYS LOVE HER
WELL I HAVE KEPT #10 FAITHFULLY ---BUT I AM HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE FIRST NINE
YOUR HUMBLE FRIEND AND SERVANT..............THE TEMPLAR
