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« Reply #60 on: January 29, 2010, 04:19:33 AM » |
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A long time ago, when the Earth was green There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen They'd run around free while the Earth was being born And the loveliest of all was the unicorn
There was green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born The loveliest of all was the unicorn
The Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him pain And He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain" He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to do Build me a floating zoo, and take some of those...
Green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born Don't you forget My unicorns
Old Noah was there to answer the call He finished up making the ark just as the rain started to fall He marched the animals two by two And he called out as they came through Hey Lord,
I've got green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn I just can't find no unicorns"
And Noah looked out through the driving rain Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games Kicking and splashing while the rain was falling Oh, them silly unicorns
There was green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Noah cried, "Close the door because the rain is falling And we just can't wait for no unicorns"
The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried And the waters came down and sort of floated them away That's why you never see unicorns to this very day
You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born You're never gonna see no unicorns
[New Lyrics] Now you might think this is the ending to the song, But I'll have to tell you friends that in fact you're wrong You see, Unicorns are magical, so when the rain started pouring, They grew themselves some wings and they took to soaring.
You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees But if you're looking for the unicorns, don't be forlorn, The second star to the right and straight on until morning.
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« Reply #61 on: January 29, 2010, 05:10:22 AM » |
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Every story, every tale came from some where but we know not by whom. But we do know which have been crushed by those in power but we know not why? And yet they survive passed by those who know more truth than we will ever be told. We live a life based on someone else's agenda but that is going to end soon. Are you ready!
Bring forth the medallions Daniel!!! That is real!
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« Reply #62 on: January 29, 2010, 09:29:32 AM » |
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WE GO TO SLEEPI TO DREAM AS TO WHAT MIGHT BE IN THE FUTURE.....THE BARDS OF OLD KEPT THE BELIEFS OF THE GROUP ALIVE IN STORIES AND SONGS...EVENTUALLY WRITING SECURED THE STORIES AND TALES FOR POSTERITY...NOW WE HURRY AROUND WITHOUT ANY TIME TO LISTEN TO THE WIND--THE RAIN--THE WILDLIFE--AND WHAT THEY HAVE TO TELL US...HOLD FAST TO DREAMS FOR IF DREAMS DIE---LIFE IS A BROKEN WINGED BIRD THAT CANNOT FLY----HOLD FAST TO DREAMS FOR IF DREAMS GO--LIFE IS A BARREN FIELD COVERED WITH SNOW---THE BLACK AMERICAN POET/WRITER--LANGSTON HUGHES WROTE THAT AROUND THE 1930'S---IT IS STILL RELEVANT------------TEMPLAR
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« Reply #63 on: January 29, 2010, 06:19:28 PM » |
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THIS YEARS CHRISMAS OR 2012 ?? There is no Christmas in 2012, the world ends on 20/12/ 2012!! Might be at 8:12pm (2012).
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« Reply #64 on: January 29, 2010, 09:21:24 PM » |
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THIS YEARS CHRISMAS OR 2012 ?? There is no Christmas in 2012, the world ends on 20/12/ 2012!! Might be at 8:12pm (2012). I thought the Mayan calendar has the world ending in 2010 ?
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« Reply #65 on: January 29, 2010, 10:05:15 PM » |
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Will Carlton Sheets give a Last Seminar on his amazing no money down shistem for buying distressed real estate? Gordon Brown will probably show up.
Say wouldn't 2012 satirical tokens be cool? Like the satirical Hard Times Tokens? Bizarro is already making jokes about it, showing Mayan telling an elder "I'm only had enough room to go to 2012." Elder: "Oh that'll freak people out some day."
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« Reply #66 on: January 29, 2010, 10:31:42 PM » |
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Some guy is already making satirical 2012 money. He calls it seige money and it is strips of silver with letterpunched legends. He's ottokane on eBay.
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« Reply #67 on: January 29, 2010, 10:38:04 PM » |
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Thanks Edix. I was thinking tokens that make fun of the whole thing and over struck with extreme prejudice and vigor on anything federal.
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« Reply #68 on: January 30, 2010, 04:16:26 AM » |
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Officially its December 21st, 2012, the winter solstice! I can give MUCH more detail in book 3!
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« Reply #69 on: January 30, 2010, 06:31:19 AM » |
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Officially its December 21st, 2012, the winter solstice! I can give MUCH more detail in book 3! Thats correct as far as I know. December 21, 2012.
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« Reply #70 on: January 30, 2010, 10:37:36 PM » |
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Anyone know what TIME on Dec 21st the world will end? It's my wife's birthday and I was just wondering if I should get her a present that year or not.
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« Reply #71 on: January 30, 2010, 11:27:47 PM » |
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Go ahead and get her the present! The world will be around for a time yet but I suppose there will be those who wished they weren't!
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« Reply #72 on: January 31, 2010, 05:09:28 AM » |
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HEDGE YOUR BETS AS THEY SAY---GET HER A GIFT---HAVE ITDELIVERED ON THE 15TH--WRITE THE CHECK FOR THE 15TH---TELL HER IT WILL BE A LITTLE LATE BUT SHE WILL LIKE IT---IF SOMETHING HAPPENS--NO SWEAT---IF NOTHING HAPPENS--THEN YOU 'VE COVERED YOUR TUSH!
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« Reply #73 on: February 01, 2010, 07:18:14 PM » |
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HEDGE YOUR BETS AS THEY SAY---GET HER A GIFT---HAVE ITDELIVERED ON THE 15TH--WRITE THE CHECK FOR THE 15TH---TELL HER IT WILL BE A LITTLE LATE BUT SHE WILL LIKE IT---IF SOMETHING HAPPENS--NO SWEAT---IF NOTHING HAPPENS--THEN YOU 'VE COVERED YOUR TUSH!
YOUR SERVANT AND SOON TO BE MARRIED 40 YEARS---THE TEMPLAR This is a non sequitur Give her a sportscar If the world ends you do not care If the world goes on , make sure you can take it back on a money refund in 48 hrs
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« Reply #74 on: February 01, 2010, 10:33:13 PM » |
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I LIKE THAT WAY OF THINKING--OF COURSE IT PAYS TO THIK BIG
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